BSOD.FANS

The hymnal of STOP codes

Chant loudly. Caps lock is a liturgical vestment.

One robot voice. Tap once. Halt to stop.

0x0000000A

IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL

The sermon on humility. You asked for more privilege than you had. Sit down.

0x0000001E

KMODE_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED

The parable of the uncaught feeling. Even the kernel sometimes needs a hug, or a bugcheck.

0x0000003B

SYSTEM_SERVICE_EXCEPTION

A system service walked into a bar. The bar was pageable. The service was not.

0x0000007E

SYSTEM_THREAD_EXCEPTION_NOT_HANDLED

Our midweek vespers. Threads that refuse to tidy up after themselves.

0x000000D1

DRIVER_IRQL_NOT_LESS_OR_EQUAL

Dedicated to every webcam driver written on a Friday afternoon.

0x000000F4

CRITICAL_OBJECT_TERMINATION

A critical process left the chat. We light a pixel for csrss.exe.