About this chapel
The Church of the Blue Screen is a hobby parish run by people who have spent too many nights watching a cursor blink on a stop screen and decided to make it a joke instead of a lifestyle complaint.
The site is static on purpose: no accounts, no comments, no analytics pixels, no newsletter. If you arrived expecting a product, the product is the colour #0000AA.
Frankfurt keeps the lights on. The rest is folklore.
The liturgy button plays one chapel-made robot recitation. We do not ship Microsoft Sam.