Tenets of the congregation

Begin from the hymnal

1. A crash dump is an autobiography written in a hurry.
2. Rebooting is pilgrimage. Reinstalling is exile.
3. Never unplug a UPS during a sermon about clean shutdowns.
4. Third-party filter drivers shall be regarded with hospitality and suspicion.
5. If it only fails on Tuesdays, Tuesdays are canonical.
6. Memory dumps are private. We do not publish yours. We barely publish ours.
7. The progress bar is a metaphor. 23% is a lifestyle.

What we are not

We are not tech support, a warranty desk, or a place that sells recovery discs. We are a small chapel for people who have already tried Safe Mode.